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"X- Rated" Cookies (Bonking Biscuits!)















If you are easily offended then look away now... these are a little bit naughty! And I don't mean in terms of calories.... I have done my best to make the photographs 'artistic' and indeed not too revealing. I was given these cookie cutters last year by a friend and wanted to hang on to them until Alphabakes came up with the letter X - there are not many things I can bake beginning with X so I think these X-rated cookies are just the thing!



Here you can see the top of the box from the cookie cutters








I used a straightforward biscuit recipe and added some allspice as I thought it was quite appropriate that I made these biscuits spicy! Allspice apparently combines the flavours of cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves.



You need:

100g butter, softened

100g caster sugar

200g plain flour

1 egg

1 tsp vanilla flavouring

2 tsp ground allspice



Cream the butter and sugar and mix in the flour






I used this Madagascan vanilla from Dr. Oetker, which had a really good flavour. Add the vanilla, egg and allspice and mix well.






Roll out the dough and cut into shapes with the cookie cutters.You can see here I am being quite careful with my photography!






Bake in a preheated oven at 170C for about 10 minutes until browned but still slightly soft.






Transfer to a rack to cool.






I would recommend decorating these with royal icing or a tube of writing icing. I didn't have much time and was only making these for me and my boyfriend so I used an edible ink pen to draw on faces and arms (and nothing else - just arms, ok?!). I have to say I think these cookie cutters would be good for hen nights and parties! They are also quite large and make very substantial cookies, I broke most of them in half and just ate a piece at a time.







I'm sending these X-rated cookies to Alphabakes, which Ros at The More Than Occasional Baker is hosting this month.









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